Bowser’s shitting his trousers ‘cause he’s a down-er!
October 3, 2024 by admin
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Title of this post was brought to you by the wonders of AI technology and the ingenuity of the Senior Associate Regional Customer Account Satisfaction Manager (Alex).
Why are you reading this? Because Jason decided to poke the bear in the form of a YouTube comment which you can read here:
From here on you are reading a copy paste of the HTML code from GMail of the convesation between Mr. Poopybutthole and me. Oooweee.
| Manual unit 9 messages |
| jbdonuts@cunt.net <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM |
| Reply-To: jbdonuts@cunt.net To: info@planet3.bike | |
| Customer name: Jason Bower I just received my manual unit & I don\’t think this is for me. its super touchy & everytime that rear wheel comes off I\’m going to hit that cover & mess up the setting. it\’s far too cumbersome for us Americans!! Upon reading the electric model seems much more user-friendly. can I get a return for this one & reorder the electric model. Cheers JB |
| Info @ PLANET3 <info@planet3.bike> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 10:58 AM |
| To: jbdonuts@cunt.net | |
| Hi JB, Well, here’s the thing – as you might’ve noticed if you visited the webshop yesterday/today – electronic stuff was removed from the webshop because this was a mistake made by my employee who published them when he shouldn’t have. It’s in beta phase and only accessible through this link: https://planet3.bike/shop/expired-cheap-discount-link-haha/ However, even when it was published – I hoped that the description was informative enough for someone to make an informed decision. Partially it was removed because there was no detailed materials I had planned (such as a video comparison, explanation of the intricacies during setup and use etc). Many people, Americans included :), have been using the mechanical PLANET3 for years without issues. You can’t really hit the cover without hitting your hub end cap first and the only time when there’s a problem is if you go through some really tall grass and it winds itself around everything and compresses things OR if you crash into some shrubbery and a branch gets stuck between your PLANET3 and bike frame. These are very few and far between cases, so you should be all good 🙂 So, the device being potentially “touchy” and you being worried about something that will likely never happen is not really a valid reason for a return/refund situation. 🙂 HOWEVER, if you’d really really like the chip and you’re gonna tell some friends about it – I’ll make you the following deal: buy the chip via the link above and I’ll discount it in the form of a refund for another 50 EUR. You can also still sell your mechanical PLANET3 to someone via FB/forums etc. and I can help with this if you link me to your post where I can explain which bike/hub combination it is for because people sometimes think it’s one-size-fits-all and it’s far far from it. Let me know what you decide and we’ll go from there. Regards, Alex [Quoted text hidden] |
| JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 11:20 AM |
| To: info@planet3.bike | |
| Thanks Alex, I did notice the electric modelRemoved. I’d feel best returning this manual unit. What’s the best way… ship it back & you’ll process the refund? Thank you JB On May 16, 2024, at 4:59 AM, info@planet3.bike wrote:[Quoted text hidden] |
| Info @ PLANET3 <info@planet3.bike> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 11:21 AM |
| To: JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | |
| You’re gonna have to re-read my previous email with some more attention 🙂 Regards, Alex [Quoted text hidden] |
| JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 11:49 AM |
| To: info@planet3.bike | |
| Same results It’s a joke… everytime reinstalling the wheel you hit the cover knocking it out of spec. What’s the issue w/ a return? Your ego scared? Thank you JB On May 16, 2024, at 5:22 AM, info@planet3.bike wrote:[Quoted text hidden] |
| JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM |
| To: info@planet3.bike | |
| Great job Alex for 150 bucks you got an opposition that’ll never quit motherfucker I keep coming and you’re gonna love me in the next year Thank you JB On May 16, 2024, at 5:49 AM, JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> wrote:Same results [Quoted text hidden] |
| JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | Thu, May 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM |
| To: info@planet3.bike | |
| Now I find all the real comments online … it’s very consistent… your a tool & very few like your shitty design… Most folks junk this shit & go with the levociraptor… No wonder you’re so pissed in the videos… your product sucks & now you’re just a scammer! Bet that feels great each morning when u wake 😉 Thank you JB On May 16, 2024, at 5:22 AM, info@planet3.bike wrote:[Quoted text hidden] |
| Info @ PLANET3 <info@planet3.bike> | Fri, May 17, 2024 at 10:19 AM |
| To: JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | |
 Oh how the turntables… Good luck, man. You’re just going to be one of the select few who didn’t read the Warranty stuff here: https://www.planet3.bike/terms-and-conditions/ None of what you said is true, I did my best to offer solutions (to non-existent problems, might I add), meanwhile you didn’t even read the email and then resorted to personal insults and threats. Regards, Alex [Quoted text hidden] |
| JB <jbdonuts@cunt.net> | Fri, May 17, 2024 at 11:38 AM |
| To: info@planet3.bike | |
| Haha… You must having looked really hard to find a bad comment…. Hell I just asked if anyone else had luck w the planet3 on mountain bike forum &Wow did the comments tell your story… the true colors were easier than I knew to find…. Multiple guys stated the manual was a joke, didn’t work, was replaced & multiple said dealing w the little boy on the other end was Comical… :’) Don’t worry your doing your “best” to offer a return…. Has bought u a life long friend …. Every chance I get I will let folks know of the tool at planet3 Why so anger on the videos??? Little prick? No woman for you? Mommy don’t want u anymore. Or just the fact that u know u have a shitty design & so claiming mechanical issues to everyone else… Thank you JB |
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